Timmy Mallett has been searching for his famous foam mallett that was stolen from a nightclub whilst he made a personal appearance in 2002.

Timmy has been searching far and wide for his beloved Mallett ever since and just a few days ago came across a picture of it on Facebook!

It turns out that a lovely young chap named Chris Grayo stole the mallett, or found the mallet, or had his own identical mallett made up and had a photo taken with it. Timmy has messaged Chris to no avail and tonight, if you search for Grayo his profile seems to have disappeared.

So come on all you decent people of the UK. If you know Chris, or live near Chris or know where the mallett is, please help Timmy out. The poor man hasn’t slept since 2002, so put an end to his suffering!