I kinda feel sorry for Eastender’s Steven Beale. Not only is he as mad as a brush, but he actually wants to be associated with Ian Beale….poor boy.

This week Steven loses it again as Ian repeatedly rejects him. In a tormented rage, the troubled teen makes his way to the arches, where he douses himself in petrol and holds Stacey Branning hostage as he tries to decide whether or not to set himself alight.

Albert Square is such a happy place……