John Barrowman Board Game Fail!

Actually John, the kids aren't alright
So, I was browsing through Toys R Us today and noticed John Barrowman’s visage on the front of a board game. Ah, celebrity endorsements, money for old rope, innit?
Well, no, not when your management can’t be arsed reading the text on the front of the box, which effectively encourages people to beat kids for money! Imagine what would happen if the tabloids got hold of this? The headlines:
- Torchwood star encourages child beatings
- No John, The Kids Aren’t Alright
Damn, I thought I could stretch that out a bit further before the ideas ran out. Any ideas from the floor?


I guess you didn’t watch the television programme this game is based on then!