Well I for one won’t be watching Katie and Peter Unleashed tonight on ITV2. I can’t stand Louis Walsh, and if I have to listen to him plug his highly overrated book once more I will kill myself!

I have no more love for the obnoxious Pete Burns, he is the John McCrirrick of the transvestite world, and Lee Ryan….who is he again?

No, tonight I will be spending my time watching Sir (?) Wogan present Children In Need for free, for the first time ever!