Last Night’s TV – Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum
This was one of those programmes that anyone with blood pressure problems really shouldn’t watch because it’ll wind you up so badly. I personally can’t watch Supernanny because it just makes my blood boil at the ludicrousness of watching grown adults cowed and weeping because of a despot three year old. Well this show was rather similar except it demonstrated what’ll happen in twenty years or so if you spoil your kids rotten when they’re little.
The show took eight young people between the ages of 17 and 25 – who’d never done a day’s work and lived off their parents – and plonked them in a house. Dina, Orion, Danielle, Sean, Nicola, Jay, Rachel and Dogan – pronounced Dohan – varied in the degree of their obnoxiousness. Coming top for me in the obnoxiousness stakes were Nicola – who looks like a demonic Spaniel – Danielle, Dina and Dogan, in that order, for reasons pertaining to their total lack of respect for anything or anyone…
Each of them has been kept body and soul by their parents who say yes to their every whim. The majority of the parents seem to have more money than sense and have spent years hurling said money at these ungrateful brats, but then scratched their collective heads as to what could’ve gone so wrong to make their kids so lazy and lacking motivation. By the end of this first show however, they’d all realised that in fact they’d made these kids what they are and they also realised it needed to stop, for everyone’s sakes.
Danielle, who wears enough make-up to keep Avon going single-handedly, speaks to her mother like she’s something she just stepped in. Nicola also treats her mother like a live in slave and doesn’t mind being completely rude and vile to her whenever she feels like it. Dina isn’t especially unpleasant to her father but she knows how to wrap him round her little finger to get what she wants while Dogan – the son of wealthy nightclub owners – has a temper so bad, his mother’s afraid of it and him.
The others really didn’t seem to be as bad of those four but nonetheless, all of them are lazy, wilful and don’t see why they should work when there’s some other mug who’ll do it for them.
The premise of the whole exercise is to show the young people what it’s like to have to fend for themselves; it was rather like a hybrid of Big Brother and Brat Camp. The prize at the end of it is a round the world trip and each week, the parents of these repellent brats must vote off one person until the winner remains.
They do this based on how well or badly the ‘kids’ have coped with living in the real world where mummy and daddy aren’t on hand to fork out cash and wait on them hand and foot.
So their first trial was moving into the house and – shock horror – making their own beds, shopping and finding the central heating boiler so that they’d have hot water. None of that went well, predictably enough.
Next up was having to do a day’s work, which was analogous to making Herod boss of a nursery; the majority of them just don’t ‘do’ work nor understand that this is what makes clothes, food and running water that’s hot appear in their homes. They were all sent to two hotels in London to spend the day doing various tasks such as cleaning and prepping rooms, waiting on tables and working in the kitchens. Out of all of them, the only one with any clue what to do and how to behave was Orion.
I really liked Orion and actually, he was the only one I did like. The rest were/are total little sh**s; rude, arrogant, lazy and totally lacking in respect for authority. This soon became evident when they had to actually do the jobs given. Dina compared the housekeeping staff to slaves, which did not go down well and Dogan got into a row with the manager of the hotel during which he said his family wouldn’t employ him and he shouldn’t call himself a manager.
Meanwhile, Danielle was horrified that she’d have to ask every person at a party that evening if they wanted still or sparkling water but was more horrified that her hair and make-up would suffer because of this work thing.
Nicola spent the entire time cocking everything up because she was too lazy to even listen to instruction and Dina did likewise because she’s either to thick to understand even the simplest of tasks or was trying to play the “I’m dumb don’t ask me to do stuff” card.
Then later, a row ensued between Nicola, Rachel and Dina when Nicola and Rachel had gone to a pub and not asked Dina to go with them. What Dina didn’t know at the time was that Rachel and Nicola couldn’t stand her, however, after a screaming match and some drunken falling over – and a bit of shoving – she took the hint.
At the end of the first task, the parents were supposed to vote off the person who’d done worst, however, they changed the rules a tad and decided to vote off the person they considered didn’t really need the experience of being in the house. That person was Orion and to be fair, he was definitely the least brat like of them all and was very likeable.
So with Orion gone, there are seven of the most spoiled narcissists in the country left to fight it out for a trip around the world, and if I was the parent of any of them, I’d hope that it was a one-way trip which deposited the winner in some far flung place never to return.
If you missed it, you can watch it on iPlayer here, but keep the tablets for your blood pressure handy…
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So the guy who actually earns extra money,prepares most for the task and does the best job actually goes home,while the girl who has a hissy fit and swears her head off and basically does nothing on the task,along with the others who didn’t do much either,get to stay?There’s no system to this program.I’m surprised the producers haven’t stepped in.It’s unfair as the parents of the kids left could send their kids around the world anyway.I’m beginning to wonder like someone else said,whether the parents have paid each other off.I think Dina dad wanted Sean to go as he knew he was the only competition to his daughter.I don’t want any of them to win now ,because of the parents.
This is so sad. Tee programme is teaching these kids precisely the opposite of what it claims – they’re learning that if they act like brats and fail to do basic tasks, they will be rewarded, because the high-achieving people (Sean, Orion) get kicked out for being capable and mature.
I thought this show was supposed to get them to stop being brats, not to reinforce and reward that behaviour! Worse, people like Sean have no incentive to keep up the good work because they’ve found there’s nothing in it for them.
Life can be funny sometimes. During the weeks that this show ran I thought ‘this is quite entertaining in a perverse way considering it should be dreck’.
Now that it has finished my feelings are ‘What a pointless pile of dreck’.
All along it had a flawed format that eliminated people for being less stupid and childish than those who were less capable but showing glimmers of improving. The best example was in the penultimate week when Sean got the boot despite being the only one really comfortable and confident throughout. Danielle, who taught the children that Princess Diana was killed when a murderer sent the car containing her and Prince Charles into the Eiffel Tower, wins a world tour.
Oh well, at least a) she did manage to do a whole afternoon’s work just before the classroom task and b) it wasn’t Dogan.
Does anyone know where Dina got her amazing red cricket jumper from? I love it!
can’t belive that airhead Danielle won.
The parents should never have been allowed to vote.
Should ave been a public vote.
Young, dumb living off mum. Danielle
Young??? Tick
Dumb??? Double Tick
living off mum ??? Tick.
Dina was living off her dad and knew alot more than danielle and if dina or dogan won it would be right.
Someone: Who won Young, Dumb Living Off Mum?
Somebody Else: Danielle.
^ Which makes perfect sense.
P.S Where can i get the red cricket jumper Dina was wearing i can’t find one like it
I watched every episode of this with my mum, i thought it was really good and it would do good for anyone my age so they dont end up like that. I think all the people that attended it were nice but there was some bullyin in the house, then what can ya expect Lol. well i wanted dina to win =) i think she was really nice and did ded well. but am glad danielle won and hope she enjoys herself =)
what is dina’s last name please any 1 !!!!
Massey