So this week on Skins, Michelle’s Mum Anna has gone and done it again. Another new husband. And worse Michelle has to move in with them into the poncy penthouse they’re going to live in. And again, even worse. Michelle hates her new big titted emotionally manipulative step sister Scarlett.

Before she knows what is happening, Scarlett is invading her life, co-opting her friends and offering unwanted advice about what to do about the still incapacitated Tony. So when Scarlett inveigles herself onto the group camping trip to the Gower and starts to move in on the emotionally fragile Sid, Michelle’s got to do something.

Sid needs Michelle, he’s her friend, he lost his dad, so she sleeps with him and it’s fantastic, the fuck of a lifetime and…hang on. How are they going to tell Tony? And who’s that arriving at the door to say a joyous hallo; surely it’s not Cassie, back from Scotland and full of hope for Sid? Bloody hell, now they’re in trouble.

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