This week’s TV has been a positive cornucopia of dubious televisual delights, not least, the hideous spectacle of Verne Troyer snogging a doll. I literally gagged as he ‘French kissed’ and fondled the breasts of the doll while pretending it was Mutya.

It was truly hideous and sparked outrage from viewers who were similarly repulsed, however, as repellent as it was, one thing seems to have been kinda missed… if it had been Coolio or Terry or Tommy who’d done it, it would have had serious paedophilic overtones but because it was done by someone who was ‘small’ – but nonetheless an adult man – it was just gross.

I’ve been trying to figure it out and that is the only thing I can think of for why there weren’t cries of ‘paedo’ ringing around TV forums; simply because Verne is child sized. How weird is that??

I’ll remember the day always because it was the same day that Ulrika didn’t cry and DFS weren’t having a sale. Read more & comment »

Last week’s telly turned up some awesome shows and acting and equally, some pretty abysmal stuff, so let’s take a look at my picks of the the good, the bad and the ugly of last week’s telly…

The Good

I really enjoyed watching In Bed With Yvette & Karl last night which was followed by Most Haunted: Top 25 Moments.

While we were metaphorically in bed with Yvette and Karl, we heard that this mystery operation that Yvette had was a partial hysterectomy which begged the question, why was there a big shroud of secrecy over it? I really can’t imagine. Yes, of course it’s always scary when anyone needs an op but given the hype and mystery about it, I was expecting something really serious… Read more & comment »