Shooting Stars is due to return and this time Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer may not be chanting Ulrika-ka-ka-ka.

Instead they have nicknamed Celebrity Big Brother winner Ulrika Jonsson ‘New Boobs’.

Since leaving the Big Brother house and appearing on the Shooting Stars Christmas special, Ulrika has had her breasts lifted and reduced.

Ulrika told The Sun: “Basically I get paid so they can take the p*** out of me.”

Piers: “You’ve had an extraordinary career and for a long time you were one of the top female presenters in the country. I suppose the problem for you is that you’re still defined in most people’s eyes by men. You’ve had four children now by four blokes. You’re the 4 x 4 Star.”

Ulrika: “I know. It’s a funny terminology but it is appropriate, it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact.”

Piers: “If I asked the audience, some would like you very much be a fan of yours, others would think ‘bit of a floozy’?”

Ulrika: “I think others might be a little bit circumspect. A lot of women have more than one partner in their life and because I’ve ended up marrying now for the third time and yes admittedly having four children by four men, doesn’t necessarily mean I’m more of a floozy than anybody else.”

And thus the interview between Piers Morgan and Ulrika Jonsson went on in a similar manner; with Piers offering thinly veiled insults in the form of questions and Ulrika answering defensively in a very non-defensive manner.

That said, Piers did his usual ‘idol worship’ of an introduction which basically involves licking the metaphorical boots of his guest verbally before they start talking, which often – as it did last night – takes up way too much time… Read more & comment »

Celebrity Big Brother winner Ulrika Jonsson is apparently going to tell Piers Morgan the harrowing story of how she was raped several years ago when he interviews her for an episode of ’s new ITV1 show, Life Stories.

“I just lay there and he said, ‘We should go to the cinema’ and I said, ‘I can’t go.’ I stayed and he left,” she reportedly tells Piers during the emotional interview.

“I actually don’t think he realised what he had done…” Read more & comment »

Fiona Phillips has recently announced that she will be leaving the GMTV sofa after 15 years on the job, and one person rumoured to be in the frame to replace her is 41 year old Ulrika Jonsson.

An insider told The Mirror: “Fiona’s departure is a blow, but this gives us a chance to give the whole show a spring clean. Ulrika is perfect – beautiful and intelligent, with an ability to laugh at herself.”

TV Presenter, Ulrika Jonsson is getting married for the third time to her new partner Brian Monet.

Ulrika said: “I am getting married again and I don’t care if people think I’m nuts.

“Brian presented me with the biggest rock I have ever seen a few weeks ago and I couldn’t resist. The ring of course is a fake – but the offer felt very right.”

A spokesperson for the star told The Sun: “They haven’t set a date yet as it’s still very early days. Ulrika wants a really low-key wedding.”