Oi, Alan and Justin – why is Ireland missing from your map of the world?

That’s right folks, what you see above is an actually photograph of Unreality TV’s television set, just after Alan Carr’s Sunday Night News segment.

Notice anything missing?

We did. Apparently the little island to the left of England has disappeared off Alan and Justin’s map. Could it be global warming? Or something more sinister?

Come on guys, what’s with the institutional discrimination against the Irish? Why aren’t we on the map?